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I was delighted to find "Bitches sitting on beef worm" in the subject bar of my most recent email, oh, happy day!! I have revieved sporm!!
sporm by ManOfTheDiaspora June 9, 2005
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Sporm by Jakestar12231 July 6, 2017
full of sperm
Maci : Hey did you see that Kelly, Keirsten, and Katie were all expecting!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!
Jamie : Yeah that would be a result of Chad He's full of sperm and never's hears the word no!
Maci : Oh shit me and Chad were together last night I hope I'm not pregnant too!
Jamie : Well he fucked me last week but luckly we were wearing rubbers!
full of sperm by JDawg 316 April 1, 2016
Mobile sperm bank
An individual who is a bit of a whore and addicted to semen often confused with a cum slut. They tend to be used as a sperm receptacle especially in a dogging session
You can see Dion must of walked by, he leaves a trail like a snail from his ass.... It’s because he is a mobile sperm bank... Must be filled to the brim again.. .
Mobile sperm bank by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019
Sperm collector
Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
Sperm collector by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017
Sperm Damage
Pain, that transcends physical or mental limitations, and affects the very genetic makeup of your future children. It is more severe than brain damage.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
Occurs most often when someone says something so dull, insipid, or moronic that it causes mental distress/pain.
A: Bro, if you lost all your fingers, would you still try to masturbate?
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
B: Dude, your question just gave me sperm damage.
Sperm Damage by MicahJoe February 11, 2022
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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