The little white substance that puts you into 18 years of child support. SERIOUSLY people wear a FUCKING condom.
by Dildo destroyer December 15, 2017
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Little white skinned members of a great barbarian tribe that live in a huge village known as Epididymis. These barbarians, after falling victim to an "earthquake", go on a great quest to find The Great Orb(the female's egg). They pillage every village along the way, fight random soldiers, and carry on their normal routine until they find what they're looking for.

Eventually these little devils find the orb in question and it selects the greatest warrior out of all 10 million of them. It then rips that warrior apart, uses his DNA, and kills all if his friends with a huge wave of random acid.

And yes that warrior that was selected was you. So anytime u feel bad or feel low, just remember that u were the greatest once.
This entire journey of the sperm takes place within about 1-4 days.
by J Daddy Swerve November 18, 2013
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White stuff that comes out of your penis when your uncle rubs it
Ah shit I cummed myself there’s sperm every were
by retard stain August 24, 2019
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Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!
by SuperiorSteve64 October 23, 2019
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Bitch if you are looking up sperm on the urban dictionary you damn well know what it is already to use it in a damn sentence you fucking dumbass
by Glassextiel June 15, 2019
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Sperm are little squiggly cells that fly out of your helmet during any form of sex or masturbation due to rapid muscle contractions. Sperm can fertilise the womans egg making a fetus that is born as a "baby". Sperm are good, do not keep them too hot or they'll die.
Man - Dude i masturbated last night.
Dude - Wow man, did sperm come out?
Man - Yes, they were white.
by Carl Grew January 21, 2007
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An orgasm or white gooey liquid that comes out the males penis when given head or dicksucked. This can also be known as cum.
"When I walked into Zoey's room I saw SPERM on the floor" Chelsea said. "I know, I fucked her last night so thats my cum". Darren said. "Well can you do me horny boy"? Zoey hornly asked with her finger grinned by her teeth"I surely can" Darren said as the pull of their clothes.
by Nastywords September 21, 2016
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