spormf

The sixth finger an mario's hand, very similar to a thumb with four points of articulation

"I got all three of my spormfs blown off in japan!"

by SwimmingBark64 July 16, 2021

Sporkfoot

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

by Judgosaur September 30, 2022

Spormal

Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.

"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"

by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

Spermfro

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.

Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!

by Dr. P.F. Spyrmingwilde Jr. March 7, 2007

sporfle

Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.

A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*

by Corisa September 6, 2008

sporf

a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.

Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.

by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008

sportfuckin'

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.

"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004