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Sporkfoot 

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.
Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greenes sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.
Sporkfoot by Judgosaur September 30, 2022
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Amalgamation of the words 'Spags' and 'Formal', originally meaning a simulated Formal Hall at 'La Spagettata', a popular Italian restaurant in Durham, UK, where the atmosphere and heavy drinking traditions of a Formal Hall, a formal University dinner, are practiced.

The term can, in theory, also be used to describe a similar meal at any restaurant.
"Did you get on Formal?"
"No, did you?"
"No.... Spormal?"
"Obv!"
Spormal by BanStufHeelun November 8, 2009

Spermfro 

A particularly sad, failed attempt at a gerry curl due to over-lubricational issues.
Damn, did you see Jerry Rice on "Dancing with the Stars", his SPERMFRO was ridiculous!
Similar to lol or rofl. A sudden burst of laughter, usually stifled, frequently brought on by a sight gag or rim shot.

It is most often used as a verb, but may also be used as a noun.
A: Oh my goodness, that man's megaphone is larger than his head!

B: *sporfle*
sporfle by Corisa September 6, 2008
a spoon, fork, and knife hybrid. Like a spork, but better. Due to it's knifey nature, often seen in pairs.
Janet used her sporfs to cut and eat the steak and eat her soup.
sporf by The Duke of Luke October 28, 2008

sportfuckin' 

the act of fucking for sport, often in a one night stand capacity. Usually accomodated by ho's at clubz or bitches you meet at parties, beaches, supermarkets, libraries and church picnics.
"Yo B, lets hit the clubz tonight and do some sportfuckin'"
sportfuckin' by Lazarus Ciccone April 17, 2004