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Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
by captainDave December 29, 2007
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