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Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
spomf by captainDave January 12, 2008
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spamfluencer 

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!
More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.
spamfluencer by Peters a star January 8, 2021
Related Words
spomf • Spomfy • spoof • somf • spoofer • spoff • spof • Spom • SOMFL • spoofed
A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?
Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014

urban spoof 

The act of spoofing your IP address multiple times to vote for your crappy word so it gets published/looks more popular than it really is.
Tom: How the fuck did that definition instant tradition get on urban dictionary?

Ed: The author pulled an urban spoof an logged into Tor under 100 different IP addresses.

Example 2

Yea I know my word was unpopular but I urban spoofed the shit out of it now it is at the top of the list
urban spoof by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

Ping Spoofing 

A meme the Minecraft players spam Ping Spoofing in KitPVP servers to annoy the server owners to the point of break.
badboyhalo made another video about ping spoofing. I bet is contains of him just complaining about the players spamming it in the chat again. Thanks Skeppy....
Ping Spoofing by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

ping spoofing 

Spoofing means you are manipulating the information you are sending to the server.
In the case of ping spoofing, you are making your ping look very bad so that the server can't tell if you are lagging or hacking.
Johnny is hosting a minigame where the player who stands on a rock the longest wins. Johnny started the match and used a "kill all players" command to troll but a player was ping spoofing so his client took longer to update and ended up winning instead of it being a tied match.

Mitch is hacking on the hytale server but he is ping spoofing at the same time to make it difficult to know he's really hacking
ping spoofing by hailsatan123 December 25, 2018

Ping Spoof Me Daddy 

BadBoyHalo wanting to "Ping Spoof" Skeppy.
Ping Spoof Me Daddy
Ping Spoof Me Daddy by SkepBoy6d April 15, 2020
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