Spof

Somebody who is a teachers pet and is a bit of an arsehole who thinks that they rule the world. They also do all of their homework on time and extra work because they are “so smart”

Hey, look at that spof , I would love to give him a right hook to the jaw.

by GlasgowPricks June 12, 2018

SPOF

Acronym for: Steaming Pile of Failure.

The code-base is a complete SPOF!

by Geeky Knight January 11, 2009

Spof

A Spof is the definition of someone that loves potato mode more than they’re own mother in surviv and that thinks that normal is the worst gamemode. A normal Spof uses the Mac 10 and the mpgae in a normal game.

The Spof: Ah, normal mode is so bad! I have never seen anything worse
Decent surviv player: What a Spof

by Noeb7 January 6, 2020

spof

a Prety Boy who shops at Brown Thomas or Harrods, pastimes include:1)looking in the mirror at regular intervals...if such luxuries are not readily available shiny surfaces or shop windows will do!
2)Gelling hair
3)In extreme cases they have been known to apply make up, this is refered to as SPOFISM.

in america spof would be defined as Ryan Seacrest,in countries such as england it would be defined as orlando bloom

by JEPETO November 10, 2005

Spof

Someone who is a little bitch and always listens to the teacher, does their homework on time always, study's too much and loves school. Also is a snitch

Wow look at Matt over there studying, he's a right spof

by SteeredBeast April 19, 2019

spof

when you’re walking in a lawn and the dew is still there so as you leave, there’s some grass sticking to your feet.

“yo, when i was a kid, I spoffed all the time.”

by spoffedsohard May 21, 2020

Single Point of Failure (SPOF)

The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.

I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.

by smesc2002 January 13, 2022