Spoff 

Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.

kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')

Spoff by emoscum April 15, 2006

spoff 

noun - ejaculate

She makes me want to cough my spoff.

spoff by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Spoff 

Overly studious person. Alternative to "swot" used in some parts of Wales.

"It's lunch, why is he reading a maths book? He's such a spoff"

Spoff by anonymous March 12, 2022

spoff 

Verb: to ejaculate.

You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.

spoff by Dan Fox August 13, 2003

Spoff 

One giant step above poser

god damn... i cant believe how much of a spoff you are...

Spoff by Joseph Indelicato January 18, 2006

spoff 

1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen

jim: I got 1/10 , hbu?

judy: i got 10/10 , its because I practiced all night.

jim:YOU SPOFF!

spoff by octaviaM : MSP uk server May 15, 2019

Spoff 

To literally enlarge something with your mind.

Spoff! (Enlarges grape)

Spoff by Koppyklone September 28, 2017