You know that horny bitch with the pig tails in the Benny Benassi video? Well she makes me want to spoff my load.
by Dan Fox August 13, 2003
1.someone who studies really hard and is a nerd/geek.
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen
2.when you pull on someones tie so it goes into a knot whitch is hard to unloosen
by octaviaM : MSP uk server May 15, 2019
Spoff (boffin, swat etc)- a derogitory term that people (midlands, england) use for others more intelligent than themselves. A spoff is suposed to be the one who asks for extra homework and revises for 2 hours for a maths quiz, however, many people innocent of spoffiness are accused of this merely because they are naturally intelligent.
kid one - what did you get?
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
kid two - 9 out o 10, you?
kid one -oh my god, you SPOFF! i got 3 (smiles with a pride that they underacheived, as it is 'cool')
by emoscum March 08, 2006
by Joseph Indelicato January 16, 2006
Spoff! (Enlarges grape)
by Koppyklone September 27, 2017