14 definitions by MrHobbes69

tea party

A right wing movement that actually helps democrats more than they help republicans.

Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary.

Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

blurred lines

Rapey song by a guy who likes to dress as beetle juice.

Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.

Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is

by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

Miley Cyrus

Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games

Dude I ran into Miley Cyrus at the WNBA game last night, SHES A MAN BABY!

by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014

Teardrop tatoo

A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.

Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.

Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo

by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

ball sag

The sesnsation caused by years of wearing straight boxers causing the balls to sag more and more

Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.

by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014

Firewater

An Indian name for alcohol.

Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.

President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for

by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014

MTV

A TV station that is called Music Television, yet never plays any music.

Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.

Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.

by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014