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Presidential aid: Mr. President the Indians are getting restless again, they are pissed about the redskins name and want more govt money to compensate for it.
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
President: Fuck that just give them a bunch of firewater until they forget what they asked for
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
Get the Firewater mug.an annoying song that doesn't really say anything. It repeats the same phrase over and over. It has a slightly catchy beat and that is about all.
Person: Writing music is really hard, I don't think I will ever write a song.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
Producer: Bullshit, just look at that song turn down for what! All you have to do is make a beat and repeat yourself for 4-5 minutes.
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
Get the Turn down for what mug.One of the most corrupt institutions on the planet. While the world goes hungry they have to buy fancy gold shit to put on their bishops, cardinals and popes.
Catholic to Mobster : ZOMG the pope just excommunicated members of the mafia.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
Mobster: BFD, at least admit we are crooks and don't cover up for pedophiles unlike the Catholic Church.
by MrHobbes69 June 21, 2014
Get the Catholic Church mug.Tim: Dude this is awesome the Guy Ted Cruz and the tea party supported won the primary.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
Republican: Great now all the moderate voters are going to vote democrat because of your extremism.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the tea party mug.A tatoo that generally means a person is going to be a leach on society forever by wasting our tax dollars rotting in prison.
Todd: Mom Johhny just got a teardrop tatoo.
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
Mom: FUCK, might as well just throw him in prison now because he pretty much just sealed the deal by getting that tatoo
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the Teardrop tatoo mug.A mark on a person that generally condems them to a life of crime, the more tattoos one has the higher the chance of a life filled with jails and institutions.
Ericas Dad: Erica just got like 20 tattoos all over her body
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
Ericas Mom: Well fuck we just pissed away 50k on her college. I wish she would have told me that so I could have prepped her for a life of crime.
by MrHobbes69 June 22, 2014
Get the Tattoo mug.Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.
by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014
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