MrHobbes69's definitions

Miley Cyrus

Former Disney Channel star that looks like a man with her new haircut. Last year she dry humped beetle juice in a desperate plea for attention. Reality is setting in that she is just an ugly butch. She can also be seen frequenting WNBA games

Dude I ran into Miley Cyrus at the WNBA game last night, SHES A MAN BABY!

by MrHobbes69 August 17, 2014

hooah

A word a military tard uses when he is grunting or blindly following orders.

Commander: Soldier I want you to take out that entire town of innocent chilrend.

Soldier: HOOAH!

Commander: WTF is wrong with you are you a retard or something?

by MrHobbes69 August 16, 2014

Alcoholics Anonymous

A cult that people use to get sober. Though stating it is not a religion every meeting has readings, an offering basket, and talks a lot about God. For a lot of people AA becomes the new addiction. The majority of people are full of shit and show up drunk to the meetings and claim they have been sober for 20 years even though they smell like a bottle of cheap vodka.

Instead of just not drinking a lot of suckers think only God can do it for them via Alcoholics Anonymous when in reality all you have to do is not pick up the fucking bottle. The founder Bill W was a massive drug user, sex addict, and was probably drunk more than half the time at AA meetings.

by MrHobbes69 July 17, 2014

Senator

A worthless person who contributes nothing to society, they think they deserved to be called honorable, however they are really just leeches of free healthcare and govt benefits when they have plenty of money so that they really don't need either.

Tom: Well Maria just took another week off work because she just felt like going out to dinner and having people kiss her ass.

Ed: Maria is such a fucking senator.

by MrHobbes69 June 27, 2014

blurred lines

Rapey song by a guy who likes to dress as beetle juice.

Tom: Dude sorry I stunk up your bathroom I just took a massive Robin Thicke.

Ed: Damn Robin Thicke is a good term for taking a shit, that smell makes me see blurred lines, just as awful as the song is

by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

MTV

A TV station that is called Music Television, yet never plays any music.

Jane: I really wanna check out the latest Iggy video I heard it was tight, turn on MTV and see if it's on.

Erica: Bitch please, that network hasn't played music videos since 1999. You will have to settle for that vevo horse shit instead.

by MrHobbes69 June 26, 2014

ball sag

The sesnsation caused by years of wearing straight boxers causing the balls to sag more and more

Man I wish I would have worn boxer briefs the last 20 years. My ball sag is so bad I could fucking mop the floor with my nuts.

by MrHobbes69 June 23, 2014