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spomf
Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.
EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!
EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good
spomf by captainDave January 12, 2008
spoffy
spoffy by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016
Spoofy Moof Day
The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)
Spoofy Moof Day by amyandange May 25, 2003
Spoofy
Spoofy by Spotify's loyal listener January 30, 2022
Spoff, spoffy
Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)
They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me
Spoff, spoffy by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003
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