Spomfy

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The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

Spomfy by Ashley December 11, 2004

Words you can keep

Spoofy

A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?

Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014

Related Words

Spomfy • Spoofy • Smomfy • spoffy • spofy • spomf • Spoofy Moof Day • Spoofy shoes • spoofy woofer • Stomfy

spomf

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

spomf by captainDave January 12, 2008

spoffy

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

spoffy by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

Spoofy Moof Day

The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)

1. My birthday is August 8th, which lies on the same day as Spoofy Moof Day.

Spoofy Moof Day by amyandange May 25, 2003

Spoofy

A word my mom invented because she couldn't properly pronounce Spotify

"Child , can you play spoofy?"- my mom

"Mom it's not 'spoofy' it's Spotify "- me

"Ahh ok ok "-my mom

Spoofy by Spotify's loyal listener January 30, 2022

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

Spoff, spoffy by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026