Spomfy 

The word you call your fat old ugly teacher if he really starts to get on your nerves.

Teacher: "MICHELLE YOU GOT DETENTION"
Michelle: "Thats not fair. I didnt do anything."
Teacher: "Thats life"
Michelle: "You stupid spomfy, I cant believe you."

Spomfy by Ashley December 11, 2004

Spoofy 

A website you can eeeeeeeeeeh... listen to music on.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh, can you listen to NSP on spoofy?

Spoofy by jthx October 16, 2014

spomf 

Spomf refers to the noise made when a huge amount of semen is unloaded onto the wrinkly skin of a corpse.

Spomf can also refer to situations in which solid faeces is forced into the urethra of an unsuspecting victim.

EG
Sam: Uuurgh!
Sam: Uuruuuughgh!
Corpse: .........................
Sam: 'SPOMF!

EG2
Matt: Please sir please dont spomf me
Elderly man: you kids dont know youre born, a good spomfing will teach you
Elderly Man: A bit of faeces in youre pipes will do you good

spomf by captainDave January 12, 2008

spoffy 

Spoffy has no meaning it simply is what it needs to be when it needs to be it.

"Wow you spoffy bitch"

spoffy by The Spoffy one March 20, 2016

Spoofy Moof Day 

The twelve days in a year on which the month number is the same as the day of the month (i.e. April fourth, June sixth)

1. My birthday is August 8th, which lies on the same day as Spoofy Moof Day.

Spoofy Moof Day by amyandange May 25, 2003

Spoofy 

A word my mom invented because she couldn't properly pronounce Spotify

"Child , can you play spoofy?"- my mom

"Mom it's not 'spoofy' it's Spotify "- me

"Ahh ok ok "-my mom

Spoofy by Spotify's loyal listener January 30, 2022

Spoff, spoffy 

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

Spoff, spoffy by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003