spofu

An abbreviation for spontaneous fuck. Someone you would have sex with instantaneously, regardless of the circumstances. Usually the person is famous (although not necessarily).

"Man I'd like to nail Scarlett Johansson, she is totally my spofu!"

by Dan "the man" Klein December 16, 2008

cunt spout

Individual that behaves in a rude or crass manner. Frequently uses offensive language

Brian kept interrupting my speech with racial slurs. He is such a cunt spout.

by MobileInfantry February 2, 2015

spough

If someone catches you making an embarrassing noise, spoughing is saying something loud/coughing/laughing in hopes that it will retroactively cover up the embarrassing noise.

Noise coming from A: brrrrzzz
B walks in.
A: *cough, cough*, I must be getting a cold.
B: Are you spoughing?

by schlouk January 16, 2012

spousehearing

When you hear vocal sounds emanating from your spouse but have no idea what is being said.

He spoke at length to her, not realizing that she was temporarily impaired by spousehearing.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 26, 2017

spogunky

A very bad cooter

"Bro emily got a fucking spogunky"

by rust-filled-microwave January 25, 2022

Spouting

When you're put on the spot and don't know what to say so you start spouting nonsense

I wasn't paying attention when Mrs.Smith called on me in class so I started spouting some random facts

by AllFruitloopsTasteTheSame March 31, 2017

spousemouse

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

by Newman S. November 27, 2011