spousemouse 

A spouse who cannot do a thing without checking with the other half first. Usually, a husband who has been de-nutted, and is beaten down.

JPL: Hey LL, do you want to come over to watch the big game today.

LL: Not sure, have to check with the wife.

JPL: Your such a spousemouse ... regain your manhood, damn it.

LL: OK, maybe I'll check with her after I get done with the laundry.

spousemouse by Newman S. November 27, 2011

Spousemouse 

A pretty girl who is always there to assist you when you need her, even when things goes south. She can be a bit protective and can easily be pissed off, but a bit of attention usually makes the second go away. You can't be a spousemouse to more than one person at a time, and the person is usually, but doesn't have to be, a romantic partner. In the end a true spousemouse will be ready to take a bullet from you without hesitation.

Example 1 *Friends who haven't talked for years*
Dude 1: "Are you still with Victoria?"
Boyfriend: *Smiling* " Yeah I love Victoria. She's always there for me, even when I screw up. She's the sweetest and the best"
Girlfriend (Victoria): *spousemouse*

Example 2 *At a party*
Dude 1: "Is that girl single?"

Dude 2: "No not at all, she's Jimmys spousemouse"

Example 3 *In League of Legends*
Person 1: "I can't kill their ADC!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know... His support is such a spoucemouse"

Spousemouse by SexyBeast123123 January 30, 2021

spousemosis 

When everyone expects you to have the same knowledge as your spouse simply because you live with them. Frequently happens if the husband is computer savvy, then everyone expects the wife to have equal knowledge about computers too and will frequently go to her for computer help.

Ruth's coworker: Hey, Ruth, can you help me? My computer screen just went black.

Ruth: What? No, I have a middle school teaching degree.

Ruth's coworker: Well, I just thought since your husband is into computers, you'd know how to fix it by spousemosis.

spousemosis by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019