snofusion 

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

snofusion by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

snofusion 

The state of befuddlement brought on by multiple and ever changing snow forecasts for a particular period of time leading to widespread panic and over purchasing of cheese.

Fresh from the weather desk: "There will be three feet of snow...no, wait....we meant three inches.....hang on....this just in....it's sunny and 70 degrees.....with a possibility of snow showers.....sorry for the snofusion....good news is we still get paid!"

snofusion by Gypsygrl January 26, 2015

soafusion 

(n.) The act of taking one thin, sliver of old soap and placing it on top of a brand new bar of soap while wet. Once let to dry, one giant mass of soap remains.

John used soafusion when he ran out of soap that morning.

soafusion by O'Dea July 23, 2008

A Suffusion of Yellow 

Any number greater than 4.

'The electronic I Ching calculator was badly made. It had probably been manufactured in whichever of the South-East Asian countries was busy tooling up to do to South Korea what South Korea was busy doing to Japan. Glue technology had obviously not progressed in that country to the point where things could be successfully held together with it. Already the back had half fallen off and needed to be stuck back on with Sellotape.'

'It was much like an ordinary pocket calculator, except that the LCD screen was a little larger than usual, in order to accommodate the abridged judgments of King Wen on each of the sixty-four hexagrams, and also the commentaries of his son, the Duke of Chou, on each of the lines of the hexagram. These were unusual texts to see marching across the display of a pocket calculator, particularly as they had been translated from the Chinese via the Japanese and seemed to have enjoyed many adventures on the way.'

'The device also functioned as an ordinary calculator, but only to a limited degree. It could handle any calculation which returned an answer of anything up to "4".'

'"1 + 1" it could manage ("2"), and "1 + 2" ("3") and "2 + 2" ("4") or "tan 74" ("3.4874145"), but anything above "4" it represented merely as "A Suffusion of Yellow". Dirk was not certain if this was a programming error or an insight beyond his ability to fathom, but he was crazy about it anyway, enough to hand over £20 of ready cash for the thing.'

--Douglas Adams, "The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul"

A Suffusion of Yellow by fredfoobar August 17, 2009

sinfusion 

1. Corruption of the word "infusion" to describe the practise of chemically altering or spiking the drink of a person, usually underage, for sexual gain. Commonly attributed to paedophilia and child abuse.

2. The foul-smelling discharge emitted from the rectum after unprotected anal intercourse, from the combination of semen and faeces.

1. "Sinfusions are illegal."

2. "The sheets were smeared with sinfusion and rank sweat."

sinfusion by Daniel Price May 22, 2006

Snollusion

It's when you think you have to sneeze but can't!

I thought I had to sneeze but it was just a snollusion.

Snollusion by JCG1988 January 24, 2011

A Suffusion of Yellow 

Any number greater than 3.

Student 1: I got my new I Ching calculator today!
Student 2: Awesome! Does it work?
Student 1: Yep, but for every answer greater than 3 it says "a suffusion of yellow."

A Suffusion of Yellow by tangen January 15, 2009