splashyard 

A popular deck in Clash Royale for people who get no bitches. Their life has no meaning and should have their bloodline ended.

Splashyard is for players who want an easy win and fuck children.

splashyard by iTrapSmart January 11, 2022

splashguard 

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

splashguard by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Splashguard 

When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself

O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.

Splashguard by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008

splashboard 

The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.

See also, tramp stamp.

I was fuckin' that bitch so hard, I shot all over her splashboard.

splashboard by sdbro8 December 29, 2007

Splasharita 

A frozen alcoholic drink similar to a margarita, topped with a splash of fresh human semen.

I am so thirsy AND horny right now, I am really in the mood for a splasharita!

John offered to make Ellen a strawberry splasharita.

Splasharita by TheVirginJamie December 16, 2008

splashpad 

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

splashpad by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

splasharoo 

A kangaroo who jusmps off diving boards

Look at that splasharoo

splasharoo by Liam February 12, 2004