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Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

splashation 

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

splashaphonia 

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.
My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.
splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010

slasharoo 

To go for a urination after drinking lots of lacohol
"Get the next pint mate, i've gotta go for a quick slasharoo"
slasharoo by brandg April 17, 2010

smasharoonie 

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.
"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."
smasharoonie by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Splashfro 

A word used to describe a male american afro hair style, where at least half of the afro is shaved off, leaving a splash of hair (afro) on the other side of their head ergo Splashfro.
Marvin Humes on ITV's X Factor has a splashfro during the auditions process and in the first episode. Marvin is a member of boy band JLS, finalists on Britains the X Factor reality TV series 2008 with judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Danni Minogue and Louis Walsh.
Splashfro by Jayniebee January 22, 2009