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Splashatory Rape 

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!

splashation 

projectile ejaculation
A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010

splashaphonia 

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.
My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.
splashaphonia by orientxp June 3, 2010

slasharoo 

To go for a urination after drinking lots of lacohol
"Get the next pint mate, i've gotta go for a quick slasharoo"
slasharoo by brandg April 17, 2010

smasharoonie 

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.
"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."
smasharoonie by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Splashfro 

A word used to describe a male american afro hair style, where at least half of the afro is shaved off, leaving a splash of hair (afro) on the other side of their head ergo Splashfro.
Marvin Humes on ITV's X Factor has a splashfro during the auditions process and in the first episode. Marvin is a member of boy band JLS, finalists on Britains the X Factor reality TV series 2008 with judges Simon Cowell, Cheryl Cole, Danni Minogue and Louis Walsh.
Splashfro by Jayniebee January 22, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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