splashboard

The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.

See also, tramp stamp.

I was fuckin' that bitch so hard, I shot all over her splashboard.

by sdbro8 December 29, 2007

splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Splashguard

When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself

O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.

by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008

smashboard

when someone types random letters without spaces to show excitement, shock, nervousness, anger, or other intence emotions. the smashboard can be used in a scentence, as a reply, or to caption a photo. (only used on the internet)

“my mom got me the shoes i’ve wanted for like six months!!
afkrkejebdkwjsk <— (smashboard) i’m so excited!!”

by ippapotamus May 5, 2018

splashyard

A popular deck in Clash Royale for people who get no bitches. Their life has no meaning and should have their bloodline ended.

Splashyard is for players who want an easy win and fuck children.

by iTrapSmart January 11, 2022

splashguard

Bug eyed glasses worn while getting a blow job

I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.

by pnblwzd May 18, 2014

splatboarding

when you poop diarrhea on a piece of balsa wood and slap your friend in the face.

ive been splatboarding everybody.

by Hugh Geyes December 15, 2009