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Splashatory Rape
When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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