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Splashatory Rape
When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
Splashatory Rape by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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bullseye splashback
The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
bullseye splashback by Willllll t March 26, 2008
splashback
A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
splashback by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
splashback baby
when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
splashback baby by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
splashation
projectile ejaculation
A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
splashation by rhenvar June 26, 2010
splashed
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