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splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing
When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.
by ll00l0l July 28, 2012
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Splashatory Rape

When going to the bathroom on an automatic flush toilet, it will randomly flush and spray your undercarriage.

The flush was consented by the toilet, not you.
I was dropping the kids of at the pool and was splashatory raped by the auto flush...

My box is all wet from that damn auto flusher! I was splashatory raped!
by Company Man aka Hero December 28, 2011
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bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
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splashback

A phenomenon which defies all known physical laws when, regardless of size, density, height, force and slope, a dump fires bogwater skywards and strikes the victim directly in the butthole or genitals.

Generally occurs only after you've already pissed in it.
Oh man, splashback! What the hell? That crap was tiny...
by Evil French Dave July 21, 2006
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splashback baby

when the guy blows a load in the toilet and forgets to flush or doesn't flush, then the woman goes to the bathroom, drops a deuce and the splash from the turd splashes up with the load...and boom there you have a baby 9 months later...."I shall call him lil shit"
my brother is a result of a splashback baby.
by eradacator486 November 10, 2017
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splashation

A massive clean-up was required to rid walls, bed linens, and my perfecly coiffed hair of all the splashation.
by rhenvar June 26, 2010
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splashed

ZK got splashed last week
by ks4 May 14, 2019
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