4 definitions by Kelly Shitrafter

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.
I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!
by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
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When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.
by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
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A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.
I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.
by Kelly Shitrafter March 02, 2009
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