4 definitions by Kelly Shitrafter

shit raft

A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.

I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 2, 2009

Blunderwear

Adult diapers such as DEPENDS.

Just buy Grandma the cheapest brand of blunderwear available.

by Kelly Shitrafter March 12, 2009

splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009