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Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
Related Words
1: One who contributes to the urban dictionary but lacks the attention to detail and/or literary skills to use proper spelling, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.

2: One who contributes to the slang dictionary in order to demonstrate what they feel is their own genius or superior intelligence. Such as one who uses "ME" to define the word mensan, resulting in their appearing ignorant to the very audience that they are attempting to impress.
1. The slangtard could not even spell "one" without leaving out a letter. He thought hipocrite was actually a word.

2. The slangtard attempts to use his entries to tell us he is a genious. He defined mensan as "me".
slangtard by Big D-41 November 1, 2006

slaptard 

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.
After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.
slaptard by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003

slasharoo 

To go for a urination after drinking lots of lacohol
"Get the next pint mate, i've gotta go for a quick slasharoo"
slasharoo by brandg April 17, 2010

spastard 

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.
spastard by Ashley November 12, 2002

Flashtard 

one who insists that the Apple iPad's lack of support for Adobe Flash dooms it to failure.
I just heard a guy say he won't even consider an iPad because it lacks Flash support. What a Flashtard!
Flashtard by Observer1970 April 4, 2010