board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."

by urbanwordconnoisseur April 5, 2010

board

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself

by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006

board

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."

"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."

by Coell May 12, 2005

board

Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."

by JJB February 14, 2005

board

1. Skateboard
2. Message board (especially an online message board)

1. He brought his board to class and left it under his chair until lunch.

2. If you're trying to practice a new language, find a board in that language.

by Anonymous June 22, 2003

board

bored,phased out,bored with board and lodging

He was so board he did not want to spell bored well, oh well.

by Hercolena Oliver April 28, 2008

board

How many girls at one time a man can call one for sexual favours. Commonly used in the phrase "Ive got board!" or in the question " Do you have board?"

Amy, Jess and Hayley are my board!

by Justin Acton September 10, 2006