splashguard
When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.
splashguard by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009
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Splashguard
When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself
O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.
Splashguard by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008
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splashguard
I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.
splashguard by pnblwzd May 18, 2014
Splash Guard
I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.
Splash Guard by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009
splash guard
A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.
That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.
splash guard by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005
splashboard
The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.
See also, tramp stamp.
See also, tramp stamp.
splashboard by sdbro8 December 29, 2007
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splash guard by er0315 May 24, 2005
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