splashguard

When you place some toilet paper in the toilet BEFORE taking a dump so that your shit will land on the TP and NOT splash toilet water on your ass or crotch.

Sheila always makes a splashguard before she shits.

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Splashguard

When you feel a big duece coming on, you would lay down a splashgaurd to avoid nasty toilet water splashing back onto or even worse into yourself

O my god, im so happy i laid down that Splashguard, i swear i would've drained the toilet otherwise.

by Ryan Loose January 5, 2008

splashguard

Bug eyed glasses worn while getting a blow job

I was getting my dick sucked by my woman with her splashguards on, they kept my jiz out of her eyes when I blew my load all over her face.

by pnblwzd May 18, 2014

Splash Guard

To put a sheet of toilet paper in the toilet before a power poop to eliminate sound and splashback

I just ate at white castle and the next day at work i used the bathroom and it was packed, so to protect my dignity i put down a splash guard.

by 12MATZIE December 5, 2009

splash guard

A roll of fat on a female's stomach that prevents a male's sperm from splashing her in the face when he removes his penis from her vagina just prior to ejaculation.

That bitch is lucky she had a splash guard because if she didn't my load would've caused her to drown.

by RaiderJunky October 16, 2005

splashboard

The area of the lower back slightly above the buttocks where the male ejaculates on the female shortly after doggie-style sex. Usually the target of choice for cum tossing when the male is overly excited and needs to quickly pull out.

See also, tramp stamp.

I was fuckin' that bitch so hard, I shot all over her splashboard.

by sdbro8 December 29, 2007

splash guard

when wearing glasses while performing oral sex to prevent crustaceous eyelids.

i bought your girlfriend some splash guards.

by er0315 May 24, 2005