splashpad

A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing

When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.

by ll00l0l July 28, 2012

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

hospitalitarianism

When a host is overly attentive to a guest to the point of being annoying/oppressive.

"The B&B owner keeps trying to do my laundry, vacuum the room, give me a massage, get me movie tickets...I just want some peace and quiet, not hospitalitarianism."

by ll00l0l November 07, 2011

carbon dating

When a really old man dates a really young woman.

Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.

by ll00l0l January 20, 2011