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Shart Splart 

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg
I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub
Shart Splart by Fritzjim April 16, 2017
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the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.
Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.
splart by MUSH June 11, 2004
Using semen as an artistic medium
Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?
Splart by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splatart 

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.
Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.
Splatart by Billybobpete August 16, 2009
When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.
John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.
Splart by Doucheifer April 27, 2015
~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.
SPLART!
Splart by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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