splaart 

A homosexual attraction to a small child elephant.

We went to the zoo and I saw a splaart looking at an elephant.

splaart by Mrmoron8me February 15, 2014

Shart Splart 

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

Shart Splart by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

splart 

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

splart by MUSH June 11, 2004

Splart 

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

Splart by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splatart 

Where you make a really hot n' juicy fart. You then feel a wet substance on you butt, only to later realize you splattered crap all over your underpants.

Dude, I think I just made a Splatart.

I embarrassed myself in front of my family by making a Splatart at the dinner table.

Splatart by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

Splart 

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

Splart by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

Splart 

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

Splart by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014