A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.
by Mr_IO October 5, 2022
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Get the Splantz mug.The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.
During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...
by Mace Windows September 12, 2008
Get the Emerson Spartz mug.This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".
Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!
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Get the Shart Splart mug.Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.
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