splartz

A minor annoyance, something not quite right, that most people would just live with. An inconvenience small enough to discourage serious investment from organizations be solved, but something that still could be improved.

The railing not having smooth edges is such a splartz.

splartz by Mr_IO October 5, 2022

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Splantz

Tempa T's (Tempz) word, for something being "shit" or "bad".

Bruv them shoes are splantz!

Splantz by ohnoangel April 8, 2011

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Emerson Spartz

The brilliant, witty and illustrious creator of Mugglenet.com who puts up with many irate anti-HP hate mail, throngs of crazed teenage females, all while trying to mantain a respectable website for Harry Potter fans. Is also very good-looking. Also met J.K. Rowling and is the object of much envy among the fans. May be considered a God by some. Is a master at singing the Notre Dame fight song. Opresses delusional shippers.

During an interview with Rowling herself, Emerson Spartz commented rather hysterically that Harry/Hermione shippers were "delusional" several times, to which Rowling chuckled...

Emerson Spartz by Mace Windows September 12, 2008

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Blatz splatz

This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".

Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!

Blatz splatz by Frank Klaune November 21, 2004