splart

the physical act of both farting and ejaculating all at the same time.

Although John loved Betty very much, he occationally liked to give her the ol' Splart. She really liked it.

by MUSH June 11, 2004

Splart

Using semen as an artistic medium

Will you drop acid with me at the Splart exhibit this weekend?

by Catmilk February 26, 2015

Splart

When an adult (usually male) flatulates after having anal sex and semen comes out of the anus, along with shit.

John: Oh Josh, I love you so much.
Josh: I love you t... *Splart*
John: Get out.

by Doucheifer April 27, 2015

Splart

~Onomotoepia~ A sound effect usually used for a mushy object hitting something solid.

SPLART!

by Crop Dusting June 21, 2014

splart

The act a farting a bubble of sperm and lubrication after anal sex.

The splart bubble glistened in the moonlight after the glorious night of ass sex.

by sea pocket December 31, 2009

Splart

A fart caused by the bowel loosening act of smoking a marijuana and tobacco cigarette (Spliff).

Oh man, after I took a hit of that spliff, I just had to let out a splart.

by ILIKECHEEEESE July 11, 2012

Splart

A liquidy substance that comes from the butt, also known as, a splattering poop fart. The act of splarting can happen most anywhere such as, but not limited to, the toilet, the bathtub, in your undies, while riding a bike, while skrskring, etc...

How many times do I have to Splart in your face before you realize you need Jesus?

by Frexj January 8, 2018