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splarting

when in the act of farting liguid escapes along with the gas, normaly assoiciated with wee bum although can be unexpected and undesired result of "forcing" a fart, follow through damage to underwear a direct result, or "spray painting the toilet bowl" if in the act of wee bumming
He's been splarting and has to change his underwear
by wordology May 1, 2010
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Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.
James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.
by ModernMichael May 26, 2020
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Splanding

Somewhere between sitting and standing is the spland!

To spland is to understand the universe... to be in perfect balance and harmony.

Splanding techniques vary but usually requires assistance from a drug like MDMA combined with a psychedelic - you must be loose but also attuned, leaning without recognising gravities influence.

Many try but not all succeed.
Did you see michael list night? He was proper splanding
by CaptainSpland July 2, 2020
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Sparrington

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.
Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!
by seems_innocent January 4, 2004
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sparting

Farting, except with sparkles. You can see this in the two movies, "Angry Birds" and "Trolls."
"Say again how sparting on me creates camouflage !?"
by dw8177 April 13, 2017
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zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
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slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it
We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.
by dogs bower February 18, 2006
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