spilch 

The word you say when you have a brain fart

John: Hey Billy how do you spell "Because" Billy: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh SPILCH

spilch by QwertsTGS February 15, 2017

Spinch 

The Mormon boy definition for 'lil bitch'

If you're a spinch you probably have a Grinch fucker blog on Tumblr.com and are a self-proclaimed vegan top.
A spinch never uses the word spinch properly because all spinches are illiterate.

Regular bitch: "Yo Michael, touch my peepee again and I'll publicly leak your Grinch Fucking blog."
Spinch bitch: "I'll spinch your knees."
Regular: "Shut up you illiterate Mormon spinch bitch."

Spinch by Disco Grinch February 7, 2019

spinched 

"Spinched" means to get high.

" You Spinched bro?"

spinched by S Place October 19, 2011

Spinchat 

Spinchat is a website where bipolar virgins with mental illness try to meet girls who put pictures of models from google images as their profile pictures. Now a good 90 percent of the girls on spinchat are 50 year old men who tuck their fat into their sweatpants. Besides the great shemale population on spinchat it also offers many trolls. Most of these trolls were sexually abused when they were younger. There are however the few respectable trolls. Aside from that if you're favorite game happens to be minecraft and you're into watching gay porn I suggest Spinchat is the right place for you.

Example 1:

Guy 1: hey dude let's go on spinchat and make girl accounts

Guy 2: Yeah we should maybe we can find some lesbians that will date us.

Example 2:

Troll: (I'm a 35 year old virgin and I'm mad) :( Goes in *attack mode* "Hey you guys are fags my life is so much better than yours"

Example 3:

RegisteredSexOffender: Damn no one ever wants to hang out with me because I'm an old and ugly fat pervert. I guess I should make a spinchat.

Spinchat by Schitz December 31, 2012

Spelch

Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

Spelch by MaddDad February 24, 2014

spitch 

anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.

Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that

spitch by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010

Spitching

The totally immense combination of the words 'spiffy' and 'bitching'!

Even though you look like a pimp in that pink jacket and oversized wicker hat, it's spitching!

Spitching by Whore McBitchwhip July 18, 2010