Urban Dictionary: Spelch

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Pronunciation: \'spelch\
Function: verb

Etymology: Early 21st Century evolution from the Old English 'spebealcan' before 12th century
|Intransitive verb|

1 : to expel gas suddenly from the stomach through the mouth accompanied with previously ingested sperm.

Upon completion of an angry blow-job, Samantha spelched in Rod's face.

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When you burp and food and/ or drink comes up with it. A portmanteau of the words spew and belch. See also: shart.

"I ate so much pizza last night that I spelched a few times."

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The act of cumming in ones anus. The intent is the "Pre-Act" to Felching.

After Mary finished tossing my salad she attemped to Felch me, but how could she? Tom had yet to Spelch in my ass.

by Red Dragon October 10, 2003

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The sound two bodies make on bumping into each other on uncovered fleshy areas.

And when they bumped into each other, the stomachs spelched! or I go to the gym to spelch with the cute looking chickies.

by giGadeth September 13, 2006

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Insipid, often depraved musings from the class of literati who gratuitously wield their shadow as an exhibitionistic means of auto-eroticism.

George's disillusionment with the mundane and his occult fascinations are coupled to inspire a peculiar brand of spelch, the latest form of which is a vaguely humorous rant on the virtues of blood-letting.

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