by MCW executives March 29, 2012
Origin: combination of the words "spit" and "bitch"
Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.
Current meaning: It's used to refer to someone you used to be really good friends with, but all your other friends tell you, "dude, that person is a bitch. They're rude." But you just laugh and go, "Oh, no! That's just their sense of humor!" Then one day you open your eyes and go, "Oh my God, they really are a bitch." Then you're never friends with that person again and are probably their enemy.
That girl is a spitch. She was my friend, but she kept telling me I was stupid. What a spitch.
Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.
Everyone has a spitch.
Ew, I saw my spitch today. They looked like shit.
Everyone has a spitch.
by Wouldn't you like to know? ;) May 06, 2011
by Taylor May 07, 2003
"Woah dood, we should hire a whore and spitch her!"
"omg, why is my sister such a spitch? She need care or something!"
"omg, why is my sister such a spitch? She need care or something!"
by Miss Debi April 23, 2008
anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.
Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that
by gamerkid90210 April 22, 2010
by Whore McBitchwhip July 17, 2010