Spinch 

The Mormon boy definition for 'lil bitch'

If you're a spinch you probably have a Grinch fucker blog on Tumblr.com and are a self-proclaimed vegan top.
A spinch never uses the word spinch properly because all spinches are illiterate.

Regular bitch: "Yo Michael, touch my peepee again and I'll publicly leak your Grinch Fucking blog."
Spinch bitch: "I'll spinch your knees."
Regular: "Shut up you illiterate Mormon spinch bitch."

Spinch by Disco Grinch February 7, 2019

Spinch 

A bisexual soft boy who often wears green.

Can be used both affectionately and/or an insult; depends on the context.

"Did you see Connie earlier?"
"He's totally a spinch."
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Person: "Hey Spinch!"
Spinch: "Not again..."

Spinch by eviethe24 December 15, 2022

Spinch 

The act of both speeding and inching up. Most commonly used when driving to go around someone or to enter or exit the highway in a timely fashion. Those who spinch are often inconsiderate drivers who like to blast past everyone on the road.

Friend 1: Dude you're about to miss the parkway exit!!!

Friend 2: Don't worry, watch me spinch past all these people.

Spinch by supergirl2420 June 2, 2019

Spinch 

When you’re a bitch who likes spinach

You’re being a spinch right now Amy.

Spinch by effdawgg September 21, 2020

spinch 

To touch or take without permission.

"Don't spinch my clothes, bitch!"

spinch by Kat Angus December 7, 2005

Spinch 

A spinch is a bird known to perch up in high locations also known as glitches. The spinch does not have talons however the spinch carries rockets and grenades. People believe he evolved from the peacefull Finch species in a natural seclection type attempt to fight off human activity in its natural environment. may be accompanied by a Maholms

Oh My god. is that a ..... this is the last thought it ones head when they see the smoke trail from a spinch rocket.

Spinch by Maholms September 27, 2009

Spinch 

A really dirty bumhole.

Tom - 'Not had a shower today, still got clumps of poo in my ass pubes and its fucking itchy'

Catherine - 'ewww, spinch'

Spinch by MrMingeMunch October 30, 2011