spermbaby 

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

spermbaby by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

Spermabetes 

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

Spermabetes by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

spermeable 

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon

"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"

spermeable by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

Spermbag 

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

Spermbag by Drivermate August 31, 2015

spermball 

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.

Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.

spermball by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

spermback 

when you blow your load on to a girls back

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside

spermback by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007

spermby 

Another in the seeminly endless variations on the cute Kirby ASCII character. Looks like a sperm with his kirby face and wriggly tail.

<('_' )>,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,

_______________________
example:

*11:03* Blempoo: So, last night, did you hit that?

*11:04* Smelfur: <('_' )>,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,¸¸,

*11:04* Blempoo: Spermby! LOL!!!

spermby by zwibble de jah jah August 1, 2006