12 definitions by zwibble de jah jah

Extirpation

A penile erection.

schweeble: That dude is so into you. Did you see that extirpation bulging out of his pants?

veeble: Really!?

by zwibble de jah jah December 10, 2010

Eyeboner

A term to express the sensation of looking at someone hot. Suggesting that a mere glance at the hot assed be-atch could be so sexually arousing, as to cause the tissue in your eyes to become erect.

Dude, don't look now, but there's a total hawtie right behind you.

Okay, tell me when I can look.

Okay look now.

Holy shit, dude. Hawt as fuck! I just got an eyeboner.

by zwibble de jah jah July 19, 2006

CEO

CEO --> C.ash E.quals O.rgasm. The CEO of the corporation likes money. Likey likey money. Makey lotta money.

The CEO hired an 'efficiency expert' who determined that me and my 99 closest coworkers should be outsourced to save the company some money each year. I think he is more motivated by money than responsibility to his employees welfare.

by zwibble de jah jah April 24, 2007

beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

by zwibble de jah jah June 26, 2006

+ - or =

A series of symbols used in online forums, or chatting, to express a question of like, dislike, or neutrality.

14:07 zwibble: going 2 teh party?
14:07 jahjah: yeah i'll b der
14:08 zwibble: gr8!1!
14:08 zwibble: you + - or = bout it?
14:09 jahjah: whatevs

by zwibble de jah jah December 21, 2006

80's knife

An expression that is used as the object of a sentence relating to a situation that is reminiscent of the culture of the 1980's.

T1: Woah, check out that bitchen' Camaro stacked with the blower on the hood.

T2: That car makes me want to kill myself with an 80's knife.

by zwibble de jah jah May 4, 2007

pre clown

A chick before she puts on makeup.

Hey Tony, yo lady came to my door last night while you was sleeping. But she was all pre clown so i sent her back to bed with yo azz.

by zwibble de jah jah December 16, 2006