A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".
by Drivermate August 31, 2015
Get the Spermbag mug.N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.
After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.
by Nicnoc November 25, 2010
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English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"
It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
by Maciasz November 28, 2020
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Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.
by Golden Glory August 14, 2008
Get the spermball mug.Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).
by Serge Dog June 28, 2006
Get the spermbaby mug.noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"
Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"
Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"
by larrylamour May 1, 2009
Get the spermaglite mug.Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.
"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."
by Grantyy October 19, 2008
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