Spermbag

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A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".

Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?

Spermbag by Drivermate August 31, 2015

Words you can keep

spermageddon

N. A state of post-coital exhaustion caused by excessive ejaculation such that sperm count temporarily drops to zero.

After the fifth round Teemu groaned, rolled over, and sank into sweet, cuddle-free sleep. The countdown to spermageddon began.

spermageddon by Nicnoc November 25, 2010

Related Words

sperm bag • Spermagator • spermageddon • spermaglite • Spermagulation • spermback • Spermback Whale • spermbankin' • Spermiage • chocolate sperm bag

Spermiage

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.

*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.

Spermiage by Maciasz November 28, 2020

spermball

An annoying little cunt. Known as that spermball that snuck through his mother's clunge defences.

Guy 1: Hey look, it's Jamie, actually is it Kev? Or is it Harry-Norway?
Guy 2: Man, who gives a fuck, it's a spermball nonetheless.

spermball by Golden Glory August 14, 2008

spermbaby

Person who likes to blow on dicks and drinks all the sperm. Drinks it like its milk ( similiar to an infant who sucks on a nipple for milk ).

The hoe swallowed my kids like the spermbaby she is.

spermbaby by Serge Dog June 28, 2006

spermaglite

Sperm standing upward.

noun: "Wow did you see the spermaglite i left on Debbies chin last night it was standing straight up"

Verb: " Im going to spermaglite a huge load on your bed if you dont stop your juvenile antics"

spermaglite by larrylamour May 1, 2009

Spermagulation

Spermagulation is semen clogging the urethra. This side affect occurs if you do not urinate shortly after sexual intercourse or masturbation. It can become quite painful if this is not taken care of post haste.

"SHIT! My penis is on fire! I should have cleared out my urethra sooner than later to avoid the retched spermagulation."

Spermagulation by Grantyy October 19, 2008

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026