spermeable

an individual or body part that looks very worthy of being semened upon

"Hey, have you seen that new intern?"
"Yeah man, her tits are spermeable as fuck!"

by indianbradpitt July 13, 2012

Spermabetes

Similar to diabetes, but resolved better with thick amounts of jizz stuffed in orally, anally or if one must vaginally.
Suffers are known as Spermabetics -and always in need of a good Samaritan - condition possibly fatal if needs are not meet immediately.

Bertie Beaver: OMG - what's wrong with him .. help. ..he's collapsed … he's fitting & drying out ..
Ceclie Snatch: Quick ask those builders to bash one out - take any hole - you can only save him with a proper filling. Didn't you know he suffers from Spermabetes.

Bertie Beaver: He should have a spermabetic tag on him somewhere - try pulling his butt checks apart ...

by clavecin1716 April 22, 2019

Spermeate

The act of swallowing the sperm that is normally ejaculated into the mouth of another male, however, it is not necessary to ejaculate it directly into his mouth as some prefer to swallow it after the sperm makes contact elsewhere.

Also can be used as a punchline to most male gay jokes.

I watched gay porn On luckybaileytv so i could see my exboyfoe spermeate with a pretty man.

by lucky bailey rocks September 12, 2018

shermeable

is sherm

This shit sherm
facts hella shermeable

by qs_dict March 26, 2022

selectively permeable membrane

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.

Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

spermealization

The feeling a man has immediately following an orgasm. This is the TRUE and EXACT feeling he has about the woman with whom he just had sex. Usually this feeling completely contradicts the sexual desires that lead up to the feeling.

After having a spermealization, David ran out of Mary's house as fast as he could.

by Dr Wooda Feltersnatch September 8, 2011

permeable

Having pores or openings that permits liquids/gases to pass through

Gravel, sand, and soil are permeable.

by Tiger128 May 7, 2009