spermby 

Another in the seeminly endless variations on the cute Kirby ASCII character. Looks like a sperm with his kirby face and wriggly tail.

<('_' )>,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,

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example:

*11:03* Blempoo: So, last night, did you hit that?

*11:04* Smelfur: <('_' )>,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,,¸¸,

*11:04* Blempoo: Spermby! LOL!!!

spermby by zwibble de jah jah August 1, 2006

spermburper 

Usaully a male friend who is supected of being a closet dick sucker as noted by his foul breath.

Did you smell Robert's breath today? What a fucking spermburper!

spermburper by truminski October 27, 2011

Spermburper 

Your girlfriend, an anonymous gutterslut, or some fairy who swallows your load, then burps up the rather unpleasent smell of your bleach scented salty nutbutter.

Man, did you smell Francis's breath? That spermburper must have been smokin pole again last nite!

Spermburper by Timbers December 18, 2005

Spermy Germies 

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.

Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

Spermy Germies by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008

spermypoo 

1.) The poo of a person who has received violent anal sex (normally from a father, or father figure) in which massive amounts of sperm have been ejaculated into the ass. This sperm is then mixed with the fecal matter into a slurry which may be drained out and stored for later usage as lubricant or beverage.

2.) The poo of a person who has ingested only sperm for 48 consecutive hours; this may also be drained and used later as lubricant or beverage.

"Go clean the spermypoo from the shower!" Deep voiced naked father, probably a plumber.
"But daaaaaad!!" Whinny volleyball playing boy.

spermypoo by Asteve April 20, 2010

spermy lick

To receive (or give) a sexual action incorporating licking male genitalia before ejaculation to aid in achieving ejaculation, or to lick male ejaculate from the male genetalia (or any other body part where it may land).

I can't wait to get home tonight, our lass has promised me a spermy lick.

That chick from the club was pure filth. I jizzed all over her arms and she cleaned herself up with a spermy lick. Every last drop.

spermy lick by TheYorkshireViking August 30, 2017

Spermburger 

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

Spermburger by jasom February 9, 2004