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spermback

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside
by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007
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Spermback Whale

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back
“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her
by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022
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Michael Superbacker

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021
by YourAverageDisappointment November 26, 2021
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Spermjacking

Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
by Divisionbear June 23, 2009
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Spermbag

A disrespectful way to identify a man. The word was first used by the bartender of a lesbian bar in the series "Fresh off the boat".
Are these two spermbags causing you any trouble?
by Drivermate August 31, 2015
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spermaccino

This girl was suckin my dick so I made her a fresh Spermaccino
by Shanelovr February 26, 2010
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Spermtaking

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.
Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...
by ralphparker December 26, 2010
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