spandhole

An asshole dressed in Spandex; typically seated on a bicycle, though spandholes represent many sports. Always male.

That spandhole just ran me off the sidewalk! or

Those spandholes think they own the road.

by webfrau July 15, 2011

Shankhole

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse

Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.

by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

Spandolage

Spandolage is that layer of awesomeness, the eye candy that comes on top of a ui and between the screens. It’s where the magic is happening.. The screen transitions, micro animations and those moments of delight that make the experience fun, unique and memorable.

- Animations bring endless possibilities in UI design. They can get very creative transforming and enhancing experiences.
- Animation can add an extra layer in any design, drawing attention to the right places.
- Animations enrich minimal layouts, enhancing story telling and user interactions.

Overuse of animation can result in heavy websites and apps and increased loading times that test users’ patience. Wrong or unnecessary animations can also confuse, disrupt, or mislead users, so use them wisely.

The spandolage in that page transition is on point.

by zenworm1984 April 14, 2020

spazhole

A moist, cavernous source of pleasure for most women. Often when stimulated properly, the response of the said women is to spazz out, or gasm.

syn. velvet wallet, spam purse, axe wound

When I used the brutus in my mother's spazhole she began to twitch and shudder uncontrollably.

by The Troll March 2, 2004

Spandle

Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.

You're not touching it, you spandle everything.

by MagickDio June 21, 2011

Skankhole

A festy, cheese infested vagina that makes you feel like vomiting when youb get a whiff of the odour

"He smells like a Skankhole..."

by the AntiSkank September 10, 2003

Stankhole

1. An unclean vagina usually posessed by the sluttiest, trashiest, stupidest, STD infested whores in your city/town.

2. An insult, derived from #1, to call someone a stupid slut.

Slut: Hey baby, lookin' for a good time?

Man: No thanks you whore, I don't fuck stankholes.

by Interminater July 23, 2008