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stankhole 

an unclean vagina, often omitting unpleasant odors.
Damn beeotch! You need ta take dat stankhole to da carwash!
stankhole by Steve January 6, 2003

slimy stankhole 

A vagina that is insevere need of cleansing due to simple lack of hygiene or from overuse
Wow, how could you stick it in THAT bitches nasty slimy stankhole?!?
slimy stankhole by choff December 13, 2003

stankhound 

A man who is attracted to very slutty women.
These women are so slutty, they stank.
When they see these women, they are instantly attracted to them because they think they will get laid easily.
A man will search the entire bar for them like a bloodhound traces an escaped prisoner.
Good Ole Matt was out last night running around the bar like a stankhound!
stankhound by riverboat27 September 20, 2009
A girl who bangs anyone and everyone and has a stinky smelling vagina

A girl that looks like a slut
"Look at that those girls over there, they look like a couple of stankmoles."

"Mate, she was a schtanker (ie stankmole)"

Guys asks girls, Guy - "what would you rather be girls, a stankmole or a pumpslut?" Girls - "Definitely a stankmole, pumpsluts sound cheap!"
Stankmole by Pumphay January 12, 2011

doug stanhope 

Stand up comedian often compared to the late, great Bill Hicks. Stanhope differs in a number of ways however.

Stunningly, he is actually MORE shocking than Hicks, with arguably a less-political message. This doesn't do the man justice however. He has an incredibly active mind, and superb delivery as well as being incredibly funny.

Less insightful than Hicks perhaps, but if anything, he is funnier.

Also a one time presenter of the Man Show with Joe Rogan which Stanhope himself openly describes as being solely for 'shameless financial gain'.

Also due to run for president of the United States as the candidate for the Libertarian party in 2008.
"They shouldn't be able to teach religion until you're 18 years old and you know what? It'd be a whole different world because if they weren't pushing that shit into your head while it was still soft you'd never buy it"

"If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?"

-doug stanhope
doug stanhope by Wilkov November 22, 2006

Shankhole 

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse
Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.
Shankhole by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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