spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”…sorry Tim, it’s my spankolepsy…

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

spankolepsy 

When you spank your monkey and blow your load, whether into a rag or towel, you immediately fall asleep afterwards, only waking up to the rag or towel still covering your member.

“Bro, you passed out on my sofa with a rag wrapped around your junk”, sorry Tim it’s my spankolepsy!

spankolepsy by Trek1.1 August 23, 2021

snarkolepsy 

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.

Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.

snarkolepsy by Evelynn April 21, 2007

Spunkalepsy 

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

Spunkalepsy by Jzaags January 28, 2020