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Someone who is a Brutus is a very good friend who gives you the screw job. This is derived from Julius Caesar's best friend. His best friend Brutus was the last person to stab the dictator Julius Caesar's last words were "Et Tu, Brute?" which means "You too Brutus?"
Jane; Lets fool around my parents are out of town
John; I'll be right over
Harry; Hey John did you tell her you got a girlfriend?
Jane; Get out of here
John; Thanks a lot Brutus
by mjn oasis September 27, 2006
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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A term used to describe a person who make it his objective to ruin any chance his friend has of pulling a girl that he likes!
I cant believe you brutused me.
Your such a brutus!!!
by wahlberg MC October 23, 2004
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A good freind who betrays u in some way
being it with the ladies
or noobing u on Cod4

"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "
"dude,u fucking Brutus u stole my kill "
"i didnt see your name on it "
by Jdawgthecool January 08, 2009
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One of the fattest and thickest people in the planet. I honestly do not understand why he is so fat. Maybe because he ate to many glizzys? Whatever that is besides the point. Brutus is extremely hot and has the fattest dick ever in Fortinte Battle royale. If you encounter this fatass though you will probably get shit on by a glizzy spraying minigun.
Person 1: Is that Brutus because i really want to ride his dick right now
Person 2: AYOOOOOOO wtf you're gay

Person 1: I mean look at him though
Person 2: You right
by squq July 24, 2020
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A previously nameless, small character in "Repo! The Genetic Opera" that spends his ten seconds on screen offering Luigi Largo Bill Moseley inferior coffee, and is promptly stabbed to death by him.
"the best scene in Repo! was when Luigi stabs poor Brutus. Poor thing, all he wanted was to be a GENtern!"
by CreativeChristine December 20, 2009
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Verb) To change partners on a friend in beer-pong.
When Brian stopped playing with me, and became Bopp's partner, he brutused me.
by jabberwocky6 June 26, 2009
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