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Verb- When someone manhandles your possessions in a spasticated manner, causing them to cease functioning correctly or wrecking them altogther.

For example, if someone were to pick up your new iphone, press a few things in an ill educated manner and return it, only for you to find later that you can no longer call anywhere except Greece, they will have seriously spandled it.
You're not touching it, you spandle everything.
Spandle by MagickDio June 21, 2011
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those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.
Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.
spandle by the moody booze August 5, 2008
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Spindleshank 

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).
Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."
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Sandler Jew

A person of Jewish Heritage that isn't very religious but has Jewish Blood.

Jews take pride I'm their bloodline, if your parents or close ancestors are Jewish you would be considered a Jew.

A close comparison would be a 'Jack Mormon'
Howard Stern, Adam Sandler, Harrison Ford and many others would be considered Sandler Jews.
Sandler Jew by Goldst3in January 12, 2013
A word to be used when you can't stand and/or handle something simultaneously.
Megan keeps saying standle isn't a real word. One of the many reasons I can't standle her.
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spandexual 

Adj. -meaning to look sexy in spandex.
That woman jogging was extremely spandexual
spandexual by D1eseldawg1 January 23, 2016
(n.) The impact or force in which the damaging of the reputation of those who bring a negative image to that of a positive thing.
Ringtone music popularity ratings are deteriorating due to the increase of Skandle's acknoledgement.
Skandle by Tha Kid (Original) October 7, 2009
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