spaktated
'your so spaktated' a friend said to another who was acting ridiculously stupid in the middle of a public place.
spaktated by AlexanderSam March 7, 2010
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spartaned
Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.
spartaned by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016
spaktard
spagitated
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?
(Loud ripping sound)
Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009
spakTARD
a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.
spakTARD by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009
SpakTard
Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)
They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.
They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.
'You SpakTard'
SpakTard by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009