spaktated

A slang word for someone performing frequent actions similar to that of the mentally disabled.

'your so spaktated' a friend said to another who was acting ridiculously stupid in the middle of a public place.

by AlexanderSam March 7, 2010

spartaned

Getting thrashed in competition. The word has its origins in the 38-0 beatdown that the Michigan State Spartans suffered at the hands of Alabama on December 31st, 2015.

Jeb Bush is getting spartaned in the New Hampshire primary.

by Choir Boy 74 April 22, 2016

spaktard

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

by jefi b December 7, 2004

spagitated

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”

Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.

by Maxhole June 23, 2009

spakTARD

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

SpakTard

Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)

They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.

'You SpakTard'

by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009

Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019