spaktard 

a spasticly retarded individual, who cant tell their arse from their elbow

that sam is such a spaktard

spaktard by jefi b December 7, 2004

spakTARD 

a little man who seems to be incontinent and has a wierd sense of humor. can be found at any local place but particularly hanging in the centre of town with absolutly nothing to do.

that guy is such a spakTARD

spakTARD by H3ll15h g0d January 19, 2009

SpakTard 

Referring to the students of a West Yorkshire (UK) university/college (TASC)

They are neither a Spastic nor a Retard but a mixture of both. They have very little common sense, life experience and are often ill educated and merely a government statistic.

'You SpakTard'

SpakTard by DollyGirl86 May 12, 2009

Spaktard 

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

Spaktard by Bob the killer January 30, 2019

Spaktard 

Burtoner Spaz Retard

<Burtoner> i would have to be on drugs to be on drugs:P

Spaktard by Pat Butcher March 11, 2004

Spaktard 

A spaktard is a spastic and a retard mixed together

Look at that man. He is such a spaktard

Spaktard by Charlie Hutchins April 12, 2017

spagtard 

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

spagtard by mike444444 August 28, 2009