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Governor of Florida, whose older brother's stupidity blew any chance of him being president.

Real name is John Ellis Bush, but he goes by "Jeb" in an effort to pretend he's not an Eastern prep school twit.
by Bashman September 03, 2008
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Me: Hey dude, I have a Jeb Bush. Want to hear it?
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Me: Jeb failed
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by Toppet May 26, 2016
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Noun: Something that seems promising but turns out to be a total letdown.
This triple layer chocolate cake looks like it will make an amazing dessert! *after three disappointing bites* Nope, it was just a Jeb Bush.
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by MakeAmericaBushAgain January 26, 2017
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Brother of our current idiot president, Governor of Florida who helped his brohter steal the 2000 election, and hopefully HOPEFULLY not presidential candidate in 2008!!!
Jeb Bush is a slightly more intelligent and fatter George W. Bush, but not by much.
by liberal_hero April 12, 2005
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The former Governor of Florida and current leader of the Anarcho-Communist and Anti-Fascist Revolution against the fascist state.
Jeb Bush would kill Baby Hitler
Jeb Bush punched Richard Spencer
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Younger brother of President George W. Bush, and son of former President George H. W. Bush. Former Governor of Florida (Republican) from 1999-2007. Ran for Governor of Florida in 1994, but had election stolen by then-Governor Lawton Chiles (Democrat). Will probably run for President in 2012, because a Democrat will probably get elected in 2008. Is loved by most Floridians because he was a very competent Governor. He saw the state of Florida through some horrible natural disasters, including four devastating hurricanes in 2004 alone. He cut taxes, but the budget remained balanced. The economy of Florida is one of the strongest in the United States, with almost zero unemployment. Is much more intelligent than his brother, and a better public speaker than either his brother or father.
Jeb Bush is a great guy, and will make an excellent President someday soon.
by Reggie88 January 21, 2007
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