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someone who's useless at computers today.. likely a receptionist for a doctor who forgot to book your appointment and got you to waste a trip
What a spadock
Spadock by Flesheatingbug January 19, 2022
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Spazdick 

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.
"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"
Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

Spadackled 

The state of being extremely tweeked or high on methamphetamines to the point of insanity.
Jessica and Jill went up the hill, spadackled to the nines, Jill got laid, jessica got paid, and Mikey got pulled over by the DEA.
Spadackled by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004

Spamdick 

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick
Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick
Spamdick by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

spadicious

To act with speed and or purpose for a specific important reason
She was so spadicious at the store, I was so impressed.
spadicious by MSjayne13 November 9, 2017

spadacked 

Smoked out, spun out on drugs. Esp. Meth
That foo smoked too much. He is spadacked.
spadacked by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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