klink 

jail. derived from the sound cell doors use to make.

i got drunk and pissed all over the sidewalk and a cop arrested me and threw me in the klink

klink by swedgin September 11, 2009

Klink 

A pompous over confident infallible person.

Jennifer: "I don't understand, I thought you said the color of the grass was blue, I'm looking at it now and it's definitely green..."

Dan: "You clearly did not understand as you lack intelligence, by blue I meant Green..."

Jennifer (under breath): "Gosh, he's such a Klink...."

Klink by Miserable_oh so January 11, 2010

klink 

(v.) To Klink someone is to hit someone over the head with a German World War 2 entrenching tool in a comical manner.

omfg i klinked j00! haHaHAhAha

klink by Anonymous April 9, 2003

Klink 

A derogatory term for Klingons.

The word would be used in much the same fassion as Paki or Chink (Racist names for Pakistani and Chinese people)

I hate those nasty klinks, they keep beating up my buddy

Klink by Zebramanii February 25, 2011

Klink 

1. Immediately passing out after partaking in any type of mind altering activity, eg. smoking weed, drinking, popping pills, etc.
2. Generally bitching out while everyone else continues to party.

We got so high last night and watched Katt Williams, except for Clayton... he Klinked out on us.

Klink by M4V3R!CK September 10, 2010

Klink 

(Noun) - A faggot, or homosexual individual who targets older men

That kid is such a klink

Klink by Christian Ferry February 4, 2010

Klink Klonk 37 

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

Klink Klonk 37 by $lick$loth April 30, 2019