Spazdick 

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.

"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"

Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

spazdick 

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

spazdick by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick 

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

spazdick by dix n cox January 10, 2011

Spamdick 

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

Spamdick by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

Spaztick lingo 

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

Spaztick lingo by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

spadick 

"suck my dick"
a shortened version, originated in 5th grade at kennedy elementary school in the year 1999

Klink: Spadick!
Mrs. Renze: what?

spadick by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

spazdicated 

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.

The process he suggested was too spazdicated.

spazdicated by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007