Spazdick

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.

"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"

by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

spazdick

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

by dix n cox January 10, 2011

Spamdick

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

Spaztick lingo

Right so basically I was in my maths class and I was gonna say to me mate "Im gonna shag ya nan" but coz I was angry and forgot what I intended to say and i said "Im gonna give ya nan the spaztick lingo".

spaztick lingo is another word for , shag , sex or intercourse
(Example in a sentence)

"Oh I would give her the spaztick lingo

by MCbattchy March 11, 2018

spadick

"suck my dick"
a shortened version, originated in 5th grade at kennedy elementary school in the year 1999

Klink: Spadick!
Mrs. Renze: what?

by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

spazdicated

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.

The process he suggested was too spazdicated.

by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007