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spagitated 

spagitated (spa ji tay ted) ADJECTIVE. To be anxious and clumsy. From “spastic” and “agitated.”
Him- Fuck, Fuck, FUUUCCK! I ccccan't even strike a fffucking mmmatch!
Her- Let me tttry.
Him- Fffine, you tttry it!
Her- My ffffingers aren't working, they're tttoo cccold. Goddammit! I dropped the mmmatches.
Him- Ddddon't get all spagitated.
Her- I'm not spagitated, it's just freezing and you kkkkeep shouting.
Him- Sorry. Hey...
Her- Cut it out, I'm trying to start a fire.
Him- So am I.
Her- Oh! MMmmmmm.
Him- Waitaminute... Gggoddamn fucking zipper... WORK, DAMN YOU!
Her- Now who's spagitated?

(Loud ripping sound)

Her- Well, that's ONE way to get your jacket off.
Him- Shut up and kkkiss me.
spagitated by Maxhole June 23, 2009

Spastikated camel 

Mrs woods a camel who looks like a spastik
He a spastikated camel
Spastikated camel by Fhtdgh June 6, 2018

spazdicated 

A disorganized presentation of work done. A confusing systematic arrangement.
The process he suggested was too spazdicated.
spazdicated by Trevor Gregory December 7, 2007

spaminate 

Maximus is the Spaminator. His job is to spaminate spam.
spaminate by Not Vino June 26, 2004

spaminated

When a legitimate email gets erroneously considered spam and is rejected, deleted, routed to spam/trash, or otherwise treated in such a way that it is not seen by the recipient.
What do you mean you never got it? I sent you the link two days ago. It must have been spaminated.
spaminated by Wordcloud October 30, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026