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Spazdick 

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.
"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"
Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018
Related Words
"suck my dick"
a shortened version, originated in 5th grade at kennedy elementary school in the year 1999
Klink: Spadick!
Mrs. Renze: what?
spadick by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

spamduck 

Affectionate term for a blogger who posts so much, in their own and other people's blogs, they are requested to confirm their non-bot status by passing a 'human test'. Major blog sites (for example, livejournal), monitor frequency and characteristics of posts and any user that adds up enough 'points' that indicate it may be a bot creating spam, is asked to pass a visual or auditory test to confirm that they are human.
"Shehasathree is such a spamduck, she must never leave the computer."
spamduck by lelia July 15, 2004

spazdick 

When a guy overshakes after urinating.
Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.
spazdick by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick 

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.
HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!
spazdick by dix n cox January 10, 2011

slamdickshit 

when ones hunter goes all rammed in
oh slamdickshit issi baht
slamdickshit by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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