Spamdick 

Reason why a bitch won’t suck your dick

Bobby don’t get no play from da hoes. They all know he got that spamdick

Spamdick by Cronosbray July 19, 2021

Spazdick 

The word that a ginger Scottish guy would use instead of the actual word Spaztic.

"Lol that John thinks spaztic is actually spazdick"

Spazdick by FlooferSnail November 16, 2018

spadick 

"suck my dick"
a shortened version, originated in 5th grade at kennedy elementary school in the year 1999

Klink: Spadick!
Mrs. Renze: what?

spadick by Sir Weets October 31, 2004

spamduck 

Affectionate term for a blogger who posts so much, in their own and other people's blogs, they are requested to confirm their non-bot status by passing a 'human test'. Major blog sites (for example, livejournal), monitor frequency and characteristics of posts and any user that adds up enough 'points' that indicate it may be a bot creating spam, is asked to pass a visual or auditory test to confirm that they are human.

"Shehasathree is such a spamduck, she must never leave the computer."

spamduck by lelia July 15, 2004

spazdick 

When a guy overshakes after urinating.

Joe found himself in a predicament after he went spazdick and splattered his neighbor in the mens room at the Yankees game.

spazdick by Russ W. September 16, 2007

spazdick 

when a penis slaps its owner several times while he is sleeping until he wakes up to notice he has ejaculated.

HER: Your a real spazdick!
HIM: I swear only sometimes, if we had sex, it wouldn;t happen!!!!

spazdick by dix n cox January 10, 2011

slamdickshit 

when ones hunter goes all rammed in

oh slamdickshit issi baht

slamdickshit by CraggyAnut February 23, 2009