spachelor

a single person of indeterminate sexuality, who doesn't have sex with either sex

my boss is a very grumpy spachelor

by lee-ly May 21, 2007

spatcheler

How Mr. Krabs on the TV program SpongeBob SquarePants often pronounces the word, "spatula"

{Mr. Krabs}: SpongeBob, did you break your spatcheler again?

by Telephony June 6, 2014

snatchelor party

a rather lame bachelor party that doesn't include strippers, midgets, hookers etc.

Man, josh is so pussy-whipped that he want to go play golf for his bachelor party, it's more like a snatchelor party cause he's being such a vagina.

by Charlie Badass March 5, 2011

stachetory rape

an aggressive mustache ride given to an unwilling partner

Sharon accused Tom of stachetory rape after he pulled her on to his face.

by rusty bedsprings August 18, 2012

snachlorette

A woman that is single and will act like a total slut to steel another womans man for sport.

I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.

by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011

Spadelork

When’s spoon, ladel, and a fork have sex... and make a baby.

Wow, this spadelork is a useful object

by john spade February 2, 2018

snachlorette

A woman that is single and will act like a total slut to steel another womans man for sport.

I think Rita is such a slut... we went out and she started flurting with all the guy's we were getting to know, she was acting so desperate, she's a real snachlorette.

by Peter L. Harris December 7, 2011