Spadelork 

When’s spoon, ladel, and a fork have sex... and make a baby.

Wow, this spadelork is a useful object

Spadelork by john spade February 2, 2018

spadeldradle 

The act of shoving a spade ,or other similar small gardening utensil, up one’s anus.

“Man Jim’s girlfriend is so fucking weird”
“How so?”
“I heard she got him to spadeldradle her”

spadeldradle by CoffeeSalt November 14, 2021

putting in the spadework 

working very hard in an overt fashion at spading so as to achieve a relationship, either short or long term

well I won't score tonight unless I put in the spadework, will I, Peter?

putting in the spadework by snicksnacknicerack June 26, 2005

spandelock 

a lock for your spandex

a spandelock is lock to keep your spandex safe from spandex robbers

spandelock by fuzz23 August 19, 2008