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the thing you use when your mom won't buy you a d*ldo
my spatula is really hitting the spot right now
Spatula by hey girlypop April 24, 2023
"It starts out okay, but I always turn them over; I'm a spatula"
Spatula by Brett June 26, 2003
A gay man or woman who turns a straight person gay.
Person 1: Did you see the way he was hooking up with that straight guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's got mad game.
Person 1: Definitely a spatula

Ex: Preston from the Real World - total spatula
Spatula by boysgotgame October 15, 2010
1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount
1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.
Spatula by cscpegan December 14, 2009
n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.
Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!
Spatula by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019
Im cool like a spatula
spatula by Anonymous April 4, 2003